Fact: Afternoon teas in hotels always make me feel like a tourist.
Fact: Chocolate Royale never disappoints. And a biscuit base should be made mandatory for any pastry.
Fact: You can only hide your vices from your child for so long (14 months tops).
Fact: Regardless of how fancy-smancy hotels are, the nuts they serve always taste so ghetto.
And don't ever underestimate your kids; the munchkin absolutely LOVED those spicy chili-powder-coated peanuts.
Fact: Sooner or later, kids will learn they can go from hero to zero in approximately 30 minutes after inhaling sugar.