To be fair, the food at Hoshino Coffee isn't bad. It is at best generic and at worst forgettable... Kinda of like that "nice" person you met at a random networking event. Pleasant, harmless but in desperate need of some personality.
Between us, we had the “Omu Rice” & Angus Beef Steak Plate with Salad (tasty but the steak portion was rather paltry), Hoshino pasta (also tasty), tonkatu sandwich (ditto tasty) and Lobster Bisque pasta (only dish I wouldn't recommend). For dessert, a double soufflé pancake with topped with marron squiggles made me shimmy within.