Dear Corporate Life,
Today I present you my youth.
My pre-job life flashes by as I get thrown off to the Far East. In an attempt to shrug off what I would be giving up, I thought of Benjamin Button and Dorian Gray, and told myself that youth is overrated.
Please repay in kind and fill my bank account with moolah in the near future. Hopefully by then, I will be able to use it to reclaim what I lost.
Here is my youth.
Take it and treat it with care.